Mother of All Blonde Jokes

This blond decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blond jokes and how all blonds are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blond really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat..

He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she

is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blond women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house..

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said……..

You’ll love this.. Yep, I know you will.

“FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”

Online Shopping

Online shopping is here to stay. I know that I’m not the only one that hates leaving the house to go shopping all over town trying to find what you want at the best price. I heard the numbers on the news the other evening of the online shoppers who purchased the majority of their Christmas holiday shopping using the Internet at home and at work. I don’t remember the exact numbers but they were very high, I’m wasn’t surprised at the numbers I can tell you that. It only makes sense to use the Internet to your advantage to find the best deals possible without ever having to leave the comfort of home and/or work.

Now with Christmas done and over with we are finding ourselves with a lot of gift cards to use on products or services. I just ordered a pair of hush puppies shoes along with a nice pair of ralph lauren sneakers online using one r more of the Visa gift cards that I received for Christmas.

With Valentine’s day coming up next month I have had my eye on a nice timex ironman watch that I would like to give to a certain lady friend on February 14th. I’ve done my research and found the perfect one at the right price. If I order it now it should arrive in plenty of time for the occasion. If something doesn’t work out with the order I still have plenty of time to find something else in time.

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I look for free shipping offers, if you can get out of paying for the shipping you can get some mighty fine deals.

Two and 1/2 Men

One of my favorite television series is Two and 1/2 Men with Charli Sheen and Jon Cryer. Whoever did the type casting on that show hit the nail right on the head with the regular characters that are portrayed.I can only hope that Charlie Sheen’s escapades in the news these days don’t damage the prospect of keeping this sitcom coming for many more years. Right now I’m enjoying the reruns that are on several times each evening and plan on continuing to do so for a time to come.

Big Mac Wrap

I’ve seen commercials on the TV for the last couple of weeks for the new Big Mac Wrap, which sounds like a nice change for McDonald’s. Today I stopped at one of our local McDonald’s and wanted to try one out only to find out that our McDonald’s hasn’t started serving them as of yet. What a bummer. Guess I’ll just have to keep stopping by until they catch up with the rest of the world.

Know What This Is!

I’m a strong supporter of pro-choice. I’m all about a woman having the last word on what goes on with her body. This short email was sent to me by one of my pro choice lady friends. It cracked me up and I had to share it here, hopefully to put a grin on some one’s face today and to help spread the word.

Good lord, we all need a good laugh or a grin each day. God Bless.

 

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