This morning a small group of women were at the coffee shop having their latte’s and I overheard them chatting about their husbands.
The first woman said, ”My husband said he was going to his office last night, but when I called, they said he wasn’t there!”
”That’s odd,” another woman said, ”last night my husband said he was going over to his brother’s house for a couple hours, but when I called he wasn’t there.”
Then, the oldest woman in the group says, with a bit of an air, ”I always know where my husband is.”
”No way!” the other women exclaimed, ”He has you totally fooled!”
”Oh no,” said the woman. ”I’ve been a widow for years.”