Don’t Be A Dick

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 | life

A trooper pulls over a guy named Dick.

The cop says, “Your eyes are red and I think I can smell alcohol. Have you been drinking tonight?”

“Well, officer,” says Dick. “Your eyes are awfully glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

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